Sars-CoV-2 Mutations Grateful for 1% Vaccination Rates in Lower Income Countries.

Although wealthy countries are now administering COVID-19 booster shots, most lower income countries have a vaccination rate of 1%. But having an unvaccinated majority has been pivotal for the emergence of new variants. The Delta Plus variant is currently under investigation as a “variant of concern” and continues to be on the loose, with sightings in India and UK among other countries.

The latest mutations — Y145H and A222V have expressed gratitude for the wealthy nations that are hoarding vaccines, keeping recipes secret, and restricting vaccine production. The sacrosanct principles of intellectual property protection and monopolies ensure that a large majority of people stay unvaccinated, allowing for a continuous proliferation of variant mutations.

“We appreciate the opportunity to thrive and mutate.”, said Y145H in a rare interview through Zoom. “And we accept and promote ALL mutations”, A222V adds, after a muted pause. Mutations are particularly pleased that vaccination rates are lowest in regions where physical distancing is impossible, ensuring a never-ending pandemic purgatory.

Despite millions of deaths over the last two years, the COVID-19 pandemic has had a silver lining for the Pandemic Billionaires whose wealth has skyrocketed exponentially due to vaccine revenues.

Meanwhile, billionaires are doing their part to promote vaccine equity by ensuring that vaccine profits are equally distributed throughout the world in their geographically diverse tax havens.

As always, remember: War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength. (EAB)